PASTA PAGEANT 2023
I live and breathe pasta. It is the core of my very existence. You think you know the gluten filled beauty that is pasta? I born in it. MOLDED by it. I would burn heaven and hell for just a moment more with its grace. We are one. We are mighty.
I already have a crown, so that’s one less thing you’d need to worry about.
When you're known for making a dang good pasta salad, you have to take a chance on becoming pasta royalty. I love the chance to be a little silly and celebrate pasta in all its glory, from spaghetti to cavatappi to even a good ole wagon wheel.
Carbs are life, carbs are love. I wouldn't have all this ass without their help. 💖
I think I should be Pasta Regent because I would be nice to all the Pasta People and have festivals and snacks as often as we could! Together, me and the Pasta Realm will work to create a joyous allegiance with adjacent Grain Lands, Bread and Rice.